Movie Emporium

Everything for the movie mad - Reviews, Classic Quotes, Posters, Trailers and Recommendations! Written by @vickyhinault and @matthew_white

Email us

30 Second Rant - Expendables 2

I’ve just read this on Empire regarding Expendables 2 (http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=32917)…

“In Expendables 2, there was a lot of vulgar dialogue in the screenplay. For this reason, many young people wouldn’t be able to watch this. But I don’t play in movies like this. Due to that I said I won’t be a part of that if the hardcore language is not erased. Producers accepted my conditions and the movie will be classified in the category of PG-13.” 

Who made this ridiculous steaming poo of a statement?

CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS

Firstly - “I don’t play in movies like this”?!?!?! He was a hero of OTT, gratuitous action films of the 70’s/80’s hence why he got the fucking call!

Secondly - “Young people wouldn’t be able to watch this”!!!! WHAT!? Expendables ONE saving grace is it’s brutal violence harking back to the macho action films golden era in the 80’s. Since when did Arnie, Sly, Willis or Lundgren give a tiny rats ass what kids weren’t allowed to watch??  I hope they’re all bullying the shit out of this douche tomorrow

This has angered me greatly - Chuck Norris, you are officially a big old vagina head

JS

Chuck Sucks

  1. stuft said: lol @ big old vagina head!!!
  2. movieemporium posted this